Your mother should probably know...

 

I am a RAGING homosexual.
Giraffes might just be my new favourite animal and I don't sleep very much.

July 16, 2009

  • Well...

    I am really tired. Everyday, I’ve been drinking a venti caramel frappacino.

    Yes, I know I am supporting the pussyfication of America (thank you Kirk) and giving money to The MAN.

    But do I seem like the kind of person who would give a shit about that? Caramel Frappecinos are fucking DELICIOUS.

    SO SUCK IT.

    I want to learn to play the uke.

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July 13, 2009

  • My favorite person int he ENTIRE world.
Gary Panter

    My favorite person int he ENTIRE world.

    Gary Panter

July 8, 2009

  • ;oiqe'dsg

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July 2, 2009

  • GAYNESS=LURVE
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July 1, 2009

  • "Helen Lewengrub: No, but once Owen kissed me on the cheek five times! Hi Owen!
    Owen Flanagan: Hi, hi hi… hi… hi."
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    • [Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
    • deathwishtruant:

      went to sleep at seven pm last night, woke up my usual time. which means what, a lot of sleep. which is good. i have trouble sleeping sometimes, but i always make ‘friends’ with my sleep-creatures, my demons out to get me. it’s p. stupid, but i always say hi to them, how’s it going, what are you doing in my closet, etc. they usually have the same answer as me, i.e., ‘not much, just sleeping’. so then i can get to sleep. i want to write a story about simon, who wants to be a rapist. why do i always choose the weird characters? i don’t know, but i also want to do a roleplay with him, which is stupid but i want to have him interact with someone else. i need to write down what i can think before i forget it. he’s skinny, kind of on the short side, with washed-out blondish brownish hair and a huge, sharp nose. he has rape fantasies. he has freckles on his face and on his arms and he’s not pretty or handsome, just forgettable. he’s bad at raping. very bad. i love my weird characters.

      Dude… Cara. Sounds like YOU HAVE AN ANXIETY CLOSET. don’t worry, we’ll grow out of them. In my closet there is a clown and all the guys who try and molest me on the street. My closet is locked.
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June 30, 2009

  • http://www.animecrazy.net/paprika/
  • Goddamn I cried.

    I CRIED LIKE YOU WOULD NEVER BELIEVE.

    NOW WATCH THIS ENTIRE MOVIE.

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June 29, 2009

  • yo.
Stock cred goes to blacksockstock on dA

    yo.

    Stock cred goes to blacksockstock on dA

June 28, 2009

  • What?

    • Me: So, um I really need to tell you something
    • Her: Yeah?
    • Me: Ahhh...
    • Me: Sorry, I'm really nervous
    • Her: *laughs* It's ok
    • Me: *slaps self a few times*
    • Me: Ok... I still like you
    • Me: Like...
    • Me: like you like you
    • Her: Aww, rly?
    • Me: Yes
    • Me: *face/palm*
    • Her: i still kinda like you too.
    • and then my brain failed
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  • AWWWWRIGH

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